i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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