How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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