O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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