one might say we're banned from that church
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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