We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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