As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
i believe in u and ur pee
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