these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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