HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
