Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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