We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
