He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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