I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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