No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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