dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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