And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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