ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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