Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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