I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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