Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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