so explain again why im purple
no
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
