my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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