we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
