Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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