Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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