I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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