I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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