I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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