In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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