I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dicks are not precious.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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