Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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