She said her name was "party"
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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