hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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