Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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