are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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