So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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