Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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