Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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