S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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