This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
it's great music for shaving your balls
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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