Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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