17 year olds will be the death of me.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You almost got us killed.
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