I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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