Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just had sex on a roof
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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