So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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