$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
im six kinds of drunk right now
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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