Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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