Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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