..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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