I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
