Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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