Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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