it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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